Boob Smack
Here’s a bit of a “mind in the gutter” type post… I smacked a woman in the boob today. There, now you know. I hit her really hard too. I won’t go into the details, but let’s just say it was a hilarious turn of events which culminated in a completely accidental slap on the boob. Honestly, I didn’t even see her coming. While it is pretty funny in retrospect, it was really a shame because she looked gorgeous and intelligent and all those other good things. It would have been nice to actually talk to her (she ran off as soon as I hit her). Life has a funny way of flaunting those things you can’t have right in front of your face… then again, I guess I was the reason she ran off. Darn boobs, I would have never guessed that ample breasts would be the reason I couldn’t get a girl.
